ill take the one in the red
So every morning I get off the train and start my 20 minute walk to work, and there’s this guy who’s always like 3 steps ahead of me and always beats me to the street corner bc I get stopped by the light and he passes it. but today I was ahead of him for the first time and he RUNS in front of me, turns around and goes “I’ve been winning for 2 months now, can’t stop now, have a good day, see you tomorrow.” tmrw I swear i’m wearing running shoes to work.
when yo mama comes home and the atmosphere of fun and relaxation leaves the house
dating an identical twin scares me bc what if i get them confused
my sister dated one of a set of identical twins…it didn’t matter much in the end because it turned out they were both gay and slightly incestuous
And all the Soccercop fans cheered
when u ask ur mom for fast food and she says yes and asks what u want
i love pokemon shaming omg
Book borrowing is the biggest form of true love it’s like, “Here’s a piece of my soul that I think you would enjoy.”
*slow clap for the harry potter fandom*
Found an old PC monitor, decorated a little
What website is that
All of them.
pumpkin spice candles soon
pumpkin lattes soon
Day 27: My blog is still gavin free
aw look at those cute doggi- OH GOD WHAT
I literally can’t stop them.
sorry not sorry for the dmmd spam